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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via violinsbecometheteeth)

violinsbecometheteeth:

meladoodle:

*dusts off entire photo album of selfies and shows grandchildren*

I can just imagine in 20 years people will brush off their old iPhone’s and click the Instagram app. “Now, children, this was when I went to the one party and that’s how your mum was conceived”

The future.

Since I got my new job, I can definitely see myself in the business industry, combining my art/photography with advertising and marketing is something that could make me happy while earning money. Nothing sounds better.

Being renowned around the world for what I do seems like a possibility for me. I can make this happen; if there’s a will, there’s a way.

I actually have a career bucket list, there’s so many things I want to be before I die! I have to do it or I won’t be satisfied with my life.

Nothing scares me more than the fact I might be on my death bed and will regret the things I didn’t do, rather than the things I did do. I want to live a fulfilled life, I want memories and stories to tell.

Is that too much to ask?

plot twist: victoria has no secret

(Source: dicaprioscar, via ascensiion)

not-jesus:

So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen

(via dildo-obrien)


booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 
promo4homo:

thingken bout him …